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Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
Actor
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Journalist
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Oologah
Oklahoma
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I don't know what humor is.
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America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.
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It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well, if you thought it made the Senators hot, you wait till you see what happens when the jackasses hear how they have been slandered.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
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There's the one thing no nation can ever accuse us of and that is secret diplomacy. Our foreign are an open book, generally a check book.
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If you don't like the weather in Oklahoma, wait a minute and it'll change.
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Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out
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You can have all the advanced war methods you want, but, after all, nobody has ever invented a war that you don't have to have somebody in the guise of soldiers to stop the bullets.
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Everything worthwhile is a good idea, but did you ever notice there is more bad ideas that will work than there is good ones?
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In time of crisis people want to know that you care, more than they care what you know
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I was born on Nov. 4, which is election day ... my birthday has made more men and sent more back to honest work than any other days in the year.
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A successful outcome shows what hard work, perseverance and taking advantage of your opportunities will do for you.
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I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
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Texas is a great state. It's the 'Old Man River' of states. No matter who runs it or what happens to it politically, it just keeps rolling along!
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Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
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You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig!.
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Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
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