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Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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William Penn Adair Rogers
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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
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Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
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There's no way in the world you're going to make a political party respectable unless you keep it out of office.
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You must judge a man's greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.
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It looks like the financial giants of the world have bungled as much as the diplomats and politicians. This would be a great time in the world for some man to come along that knew something.
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Originality will be rewarded in any line.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
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Say, did you read what this writer just dug up in George Washington's diary? I was so ashamed I sat up all night reading it.
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You have a wonderful organization. I understand you have ten thousand here. And if you count the ones in the various federal prisons, it brings your total membership up to around thirty thousand.
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You can take any line of business and skill and the ones who do it the best are the ones who get the most money for it.
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Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.
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Bankers are likeable rascals. Now that we are all wise to 'em, it's been shown that they don't know any more about finances than the rest of us know about our businesses... which has proved to be nothing.
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The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.
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A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
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Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word.
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I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else ... I was not a Child Prodigy, because a Child Prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.
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