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Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Journalist
Politician
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Stage Actor
Oologah
Oklahoma
William Penn Adair Rogers
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We elect our Presidents, be they Republican or Democrat, then start daring 'em to make good.
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I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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The Senate just sits and waits till they find out what the president wants, so they know how to vote against him.
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Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.
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A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
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There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
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So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!
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You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.
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I am a great believer in high-priced people. If a thing cost a lot it may not be any better, but it adds a certain amount of class that the cheap thing can never approach in the long run it's the higher-priced things that are the cheapest.
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I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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The small town is passing. It was the incubator that hatched all our big men, and that's why we haven't got as many big men today as we used to have. Take every small-town-raised leader out of business and you would have nobody left running it but vice-presidents.
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There's a simple solution to our traffic problems. We'll have business build the roads, and government build the cars.
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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
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Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.
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