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Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
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If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
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Work to make a living serve to make a life.
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Don't wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.
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The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.
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One of these days they are going to remove so much of the 'hooey' and the thousands of things the schools have become clogged up with, and we will find that we can educate our broods for about one-tenth of the price and learn 'em something that they might accidentally use after they escape.
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I have often said in answer to inquiries as to how I got away with kidding some of our public men, that it was because I liked all of them personally, and that if there was no malice in your heart there could be none in your Gags, and I have always said I never met a man I dident like.
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The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else, but when it happens to you, why it seems to lose some of its Humor, and if it keeps on happening, why the entire laughter kinder Fades out of it.
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The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.
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People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
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I am telling folks that the Country as a whole is Sound, and that all those who's heads are solid are bound to get back into the market again. I tell 'em that this Country is bigger than Wall Street, and if they don't believe it, I show 'em the map.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach
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Common sense ain't common.
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I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
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Prosperity this Winter is going to be enjoyed by everybody that is fortunate enough to get into the poor farm.
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One of the evils of democracy is, you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not.
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They are voting whether to keep a governor two years or four. I think a good, honest governor should get four years, and the others life.
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