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Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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If we took Congress seriously, we would be worrying all the time.
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One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
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Funny thing about being a U.S. senator, the only thing the law says you have to be is 30 years old. Not another single requirement. They just figure that a man that old got nobody to blame but himself if he gets caught in there.
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If your time is worth anything, travel by air. If not, you might just as well walk.
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership.'
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Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
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Lord, let me live until I die.
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Just read the farm relief bill. It's just a political version of Einstein's last theory. If a farmer could understand it, he certainly would know more than to farm. He would be a professor at Harvard.
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In time of crisis people want to know that you care, more than they care what you know
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Everyone wants to vote for the best and most qualified man, but he never runs for office.
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We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces?
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Steak on the plate went up. Steak on the hoof went down.
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If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
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Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.
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Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
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The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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The man that found the 726-carat diamond in Africa, received $350,000 for it and wants to buy a farm and silk hat. Well, I can understand a man perhaps being eccentric enough to want to own a silk hat.
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I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you.
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A man who dies without adequate life insurance should have to come back and see the mess he created.
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