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Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world.
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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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This thing about getting rid of a man in the Cabinet is all right, but there is one bad feature to it that few people realize. That is, that unfortunately every one of them is replaced by someone else. If it wasn't for that, this resignation business would be great.
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What the Secretary of Agriculture is trying to do is to teach the farmer corn acreage control, and the hogs birth control, and one is just as hard to make understand it as the other.
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The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid.
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Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.
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If everybody (traded his car for a horse) they would be out of debt in a couple of years. Just think, no gas, no tires, no roads to pay for.
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If you don't like the weather in Oklahoma, wait a minute and it'll change.
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Elections are a good deal like marriages. There's no accounting for anyone's taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it's the same with public officials.
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I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership.'
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You can have all the advanced war methods you want, but, after all, nobody has ever invented a war that you don't have to have somebody in the guise of soldiers to stop the bullets.
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When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that's all there is to success is satisfaction.
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It ain't so much what a man doesn't know that causes him so many problems, but what he knows that ain't so.
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The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
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