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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
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Every land or property owner in America would be tickled to death to pay 45 per cent of his profits, if he didn't have to pay anything if he didn't make it.
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I am a great believer in high-priced people. If a thing cost a lot it may not be any better, but it adds a certain amount of class that the cheap thing can never approach in the long run it's the higher-priced things that are the cheapest.
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Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
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We will never get anywhere with our finances till we pass a law saying...every time we appropriate something, we...pass another bill...stating where the money is coming from.
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The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.
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I'm not against (bull fighting). Some nations like to see blood, and some like to see their victims suffer from speculation... They kill the bull very quick. Wall Street lets you live and suffer.
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I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
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Hundreds and hundreds of beautiful horses in the parade and a man without a silver saddle is a vagrant.
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