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The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
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Andrew Jackson was the first one to think up the idea to promise everybody that if they will vote for you, you will give them an office when you get it, and the more times they vote for you, the bigger the office.
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Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.
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Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.
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You shake a slogan at an American and it's just like showing a hungry dog a bone.
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Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
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This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Hurray! Congress is to adjourn! Only four more days of Congressional burglary on the Treasury!
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I am a great believer in high-priced people. If a thing cost a lot it may not be any better, but it adds a certain amount of class that the cheap thing can never approach in the long run it's the higher-priced things that are the cheapest.
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I don't think either one of them knows what it's all about, to be honest with you. Both sides are doing nothing but just looking towards the next election.
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If you don't have malice in our heart, it doesn't come across harsh.
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You politicians have got to look further ahead you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a Driver.
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Congress meets tomorrow morning. Let us all pray: Oh Lord, give us strength to bear that which is about to be inflicted upon us. Be merciful with them, oh Lord, for they know not what they're doing. Amen.
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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
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That's what a Congressman or a Senator is for -- to see that too much money don't accumulate in the national Treasury.
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