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The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance.
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Nothing makes a man, or a body of men, as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it, they laugh it off.
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American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.
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If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.
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Democrats always were a cheap lot. They never had much money to operate on.... They would rather make a speech than a dollar. They cultivate their voice instead of their finances.
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What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more.
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Technocracy wants to do everything by machinery. Machinery is doing just fine. If it can't kill you, it will put you out of work.
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These dust storms.... Poor farmer spent a lifetime fixin' his farm and everything, goes out and looks down at it, and it's up above him.
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Coolidge made less speeches and got more votes than any man that ever run. (William Jennings) Bryan was listened to and cheered by more people than any single human in politics, and he lost. So there is a doubt just whether talking does you good or harm.
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A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at a good time. Borrowing is the only thing that seems handy all the time.
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Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
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We are sure living in a peculiar time. You get morefor not working than you will for working, and morefor not raising a hog than for raising it.
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Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out
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America has the best politicians money can buy.
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It rained in the Middle West. Farmers are learning that the relief they get from the sky beats what they get from Washington.
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I am proud of the fact there is not a human being that I have got it in for. I never met a man I didn't like.
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Rotation of crops and less automobiles will relieve the farmers whenever they decide to try it.
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I'm not against (bull fighting). Some nations like to see blood, and some like to see their victims suffer from speculation... They kill the bull very quick. Wall Street lets you live and suffer.
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