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The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
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One of these days they are going to remove so much of the 'hooey' and the thousands of things the schools have become clogged up with, and we will find that we can educate our broods for about one-tenth of the price and learn 'em something that they might accidentally use after they escape.
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Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.
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