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American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself.
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The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
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If a bank fails in China, they behead the men at the top of it that was responsible... If we beheaded all of ours that were responsible for bank failures, we wouldn't have enough people left to bury the heads.
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If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week
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It looks to me like any man that wants to be President in times like these lacks something.
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One of the evils of democracy is, you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not.
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There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election. It will be over at sundown, and let everybody pray that it's not a tie, for we couldn't go through with this thing again.
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President Coolidge said, 'I don't want the Government to go into business.' Well, if I was Mr. Coolidge I wouldn't worry over that. The Government never has been accused of being a business man.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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A fanatic is always the fellow that is on the opposite side.
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There is not a better day in the world to be spent than with a lot of wise old cowmen around barbecued beef, black coffee and good free holy beans.
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George Washington was quite a farmer. He was a farmer, Civil Engineer and gentleman. He made enough at civil engineering to indulge in both the other luxuries.
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If your Income Taxes go to help out the less fortunate, there could be no legitimate kick against it in the world. This is becoming the richest, and the poorest Country in the world. Why? Why, on account of an unequal distribution of the money.
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When I make a joke, nobody gets injured... when Congress makes a joke, it's the law.
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Parades should be classed as a Nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison. They stop more work, inconvenience more people, stop more traffic, cause more accidents, entail more expense, and commit and cause I don't remember the other hundred misdemeanors.
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This session of Congress is also to relieve the farmer again, relieve him of any encouragement that he might have received during the last one.
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Cattlemen have lost more in the last few years than anybody and say less about it.
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I see where they are going to be more strict with these robbers when they catch 'em from now on, they're going to publish their names.
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This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation.
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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