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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
Actor
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Oklahoma
William Penn Adair Rogers
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A foreigner coming here and reading the Congressional Record would say that the President of the United States was elected solely for the purpose of giving Senators somebody to call a horse thief.
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I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
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A man who dies without adequate life insurance should have to come back and see the mess he created.
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Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
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It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. My folks were Indian. Both my mother and father had Cherokee blood in them. I was born and raised in Indian Territory. 'Course we're not the Americans whose ancestors came over on the Mayflower, but we met them at the boat when they landed.
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We are all ignorant. We are just ignorant about different things.
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Samuel Gompers has spent his life trying to keep labor from working too hard and has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.
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Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.
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You can take any line of business and skill and the ones who do it the best are the ones who get the most money for it.
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Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
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The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
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Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.
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An economist is a man that can tell you...what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
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I love horses and I only ask-don't let me know which one we are eating today.
Will Rogers
I don't know what humor is.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else, but when it happens to you, why it seems to lose some of its Humor, and if it keeps on happening, why the entire laughter kinder Fades out of it.
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