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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
Actor
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Journalist
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Oklahoma
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I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.
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On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
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Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start out that life with a disappontment. Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead.
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