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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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I read where they are going to limit debate in the Senate. It used to be that a man could talk all day, but now, as soon as he tells all he knows, he has to sit down. Most of these birds will just be getting up and nodding now. Why, some of them won't be able to answer roll call.
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Ability is all right but if it is not backed up by honesty and public confidence you will never be a successful person. The best a man can do is to arrive at the top in his chosen profession. I have always maintained that one profession is deserving of as much honor as another provided it is honorable.
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The American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible, exception of stupidity.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
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The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If it's not going to go up, don't buy it!
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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America has the best politicians money can buy.
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Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
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The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
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In all your life, you will never find a method more effective in getting through to another person than to make that person feel important.
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You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
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They used to take your horse and if they were caught they got hung for it. Now they take your car, and if they are caught it's a miracle.
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It rained in the Middle West. Farmers are learning that the relief they get from the sky beats what they get from Washington.
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Now I am not unpatriotic, and I want to do my bit, so I hereby offer my services to my President, my country and my friends to do anything, outside of serving on a commission, that I can in this great movement. But you will have to give me some idea of where confidence is. And just who you want it restored to.
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The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President
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I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes-I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em
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This session of Congress is also to relieve the farmer again, relieve him of any encouragement that he might have received during the last one.
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