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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
Actor
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Film Producer
Journalist
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Oklahoma
William Penn Adair Rogers
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We Americans think we are pretty good! We want to build a house, we cut down some trees. We want to build a fire, we dig a little coal. But when we run out of all these things, then we will find out just how good we really are.
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Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
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They used to take your horse and if they were caught they got hung for it. Now they take your car, and if they are caught it's a miracle.
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Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the monkey possesses over the human.
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Of course nothing is ever done about a [presidential] commission report, except, they say, once a man at the state prison for the criminally insane actually read one once clear through. Then he did something about it. He made a bonfire that lasted a week.
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Get a sales tax, small on necessities and large on luxuries then a stiff inheritance tax on the fellow that saves and don't spend. That will get him either way. A tax paid on the day you buy is not as tough as asking you for it the next year when you are broke.
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Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
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Don't raise anything, except what fits your appetite. Then the price don't worry you. Just raise all you can eat and let the low prices go by.
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Every man gets an opportunity once in a lifetime.
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Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.
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Shrewdness in public life all over the world is always honored, while honesty in public men is generally attributed to dumbness and is seldom rewarded.
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You know you've got to exercise your brain just like your muscles.
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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A politician is not as narrow-minded as he forces himself to be.
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The farmers can be thankful. Didn't the Farm Board decide in Washington last week that they could have cheaper interest? All the farmers have to do now is to find something new to put up as security.
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Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
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You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.
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