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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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William Penn Adair Rogers
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Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can't figure out.
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There is a horse here-the furthest north of any horse, and he eats fish and travels on snowshoes.
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You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.
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Coolidge has the best idea on this farm relief. He said, 'Farmers, you are in a hole. I can't help you, but I will get in with you.' He did. That made it fine so the farmers were satisfied as long as Coolidge was going to get in with them.
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George Washington was quite a farmer. He was a farmer, Civil Engineer and gentleman. He made enough at civil engineering to indulge in both the other luxuries.
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I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it.
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I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
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An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like. I am so proud of that I can hardly wait to die so it can be carved. And when you come to my grave you will find me sitting there, proudly reading it.
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My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.
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Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
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Originality will be rewarded in any line.
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When I make a joke, nobody gets injured... when Congress makes a joke, it's the law.
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The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
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A fanatic is always the fellow that is on the opposite side.
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Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
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What the Secretary of Agriculture is trying to do is to teach the farmer corn acreage control, and the hogs birth control, and one is just as hard to make understand it as the other.
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The man that found the 726-carat diamond in Africa, received $350,000 for it and wants to buy a farm and silk hat. Well, I can understand a man perhaps being eccentric enough to want to own a silk hat.
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The whole trouble with the Republicans is their fear of an increase in income tax, especially on higher incomes. They speak of it almost like a national calamity. I really believe if it come to a vote whether to go to war with England, France and Germany combined, or raise the rate on incomes of over $100,000, they would vote war.
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When you have helped to raise the standard of cooking, you have helped to raise the only thing in the world that really matters. We only have one or two wars in a lifetime, but we have three meals a day -- there's nothing in the world that we do as much as we do eating.
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