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I belong to no organized political body. I am a Democrat.
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian. That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday.
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A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.
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I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.
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The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.
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A company is known by the people it keeps.
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In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.
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Funny thing about being a U.S. senator, the only thing the law says you have to be is 30 years old. Not another single requirement. They just figure that a man that old got nobody to blame but himself if he gets caught in there.
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When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like.
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We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.
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All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government deteriorates, our humor increases.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
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America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.
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