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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home.
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It wasn't what we needed then that was hurting us, it was what we was paying for that we had already used up. The country was just buying gasoline for a leaky tank. Everything was going into a gopher hole and you couldent see where you was going to get any of it back.
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Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.
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A successful outcome shows what hard work, perseverance and taking advantage of your opportunities will do for you.
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Both political parties have their good times and bad times, only they have them at different times.
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... while the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get in office every two or three times a century and take it away from 'em.
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A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched.
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The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.
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Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.
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Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
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A Republican moves slowly. They are what we call conservatives. A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and doesn't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of money. A Democrat is a fellow who never had any, but doesn't see any reason why he shouldn't have some.
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I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer.
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Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right?
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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When you have helped to raise the standard of cooking, you have helped to raise the only thing in the world that really matters. We only have one or two wars in a lifetime, but we have three meals a day -- there's nothing in the world that we do as much as we do eating.
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If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.
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You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics . . . Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't just reverse the two words.
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We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity.
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