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There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.
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All one has to do to get one's stuff in the Congressional Record is to find a stenographer that can stay awake long enough to take it down. Then you mark in the 'Applause' and 'Laughter' parts yourself.
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And if you call one a real estate agent and he won't sell you anything. He is a REALATOR. It's the same as what the old fashioned real estate agent used to be only the commission is different.
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I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
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Senators are a never-ending source of amusement, amazement, and discouragement.
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The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
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And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into a bad one.
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If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
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Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man we never get to vote on what he is to do.
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Andrew Jackson was the first one to think up the idea to promise everybody that if they will vote for you, you will give them an office when you get it, and the more times they vote for you, the bigger the office.
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