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You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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If everybody (traded his car for a horse) they would be out of debt in a couple of years. Just think, no gas, no tires, no roads to pay for.
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Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.
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You could transfer Congress over to run Standard Oil or General Motors, and they would have both things bankrupt in two years.
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In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow.
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Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
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I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our people around and show 'em how to be good and pure like us.
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Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
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The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can't help you make any money, but we will show you where you can owe some more.
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Congress meets tomorrow morning. Let us all pray: Oh Lord, give us strength to bear that which is about to be inflicted upon us. Be merciful with them, oh Lord, for they know not what they're doing. Amen.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.
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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
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Steak on the plate went up. Steak on the hoof went down.
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Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
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We live in an age of 'urge'. We do nothing till somebody shoves us.
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There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.
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You know Lincoln's famous remark about God must have loved the common people, because he made so many of them? Well, you are not going to get people's votes nowadays by calling 'em common. Lincoln might have said it, but I bet it was not until after he was elected.
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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
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I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
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Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.
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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
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