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You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
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If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.
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Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn't, too.
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The Schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
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A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched.
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You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get around behind him and see what he has been looking at.
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If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.
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We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
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Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.
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Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them.
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The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didn’t know that money trickled up. Give it to the people at the bottom and the people at the top will have it before night, anyhow. But it will at least have passed through the poor fellow’s hands.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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I go too fast to see much, only the tops of everything. I've got to prowl slow some time through this country.
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Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
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... while the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get in office every two or three times a century and take it away from 'em.
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President Coolidge said, 'I don't want the Government to go into business.' Well, if I was Mr. Coolidge I wouldn't worry over that. The Government never has been accused of being a business man.
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