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Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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... while the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get in office every two or three times a century and take it away from 'em.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didn’t know that money trickled up. Give it to the people at the bottom and the people at the top will have it before night, anyhow. But it will at least have passed through the poor fellow’s hands.
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The theater is a great equalizer: it is the only place where the poor can look down on the rich.
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I have always claimed Americans didn't want a drink as bad as they wanted the right to take a drink if they did happen to want one.
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The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
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Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right?
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That's the trouble with our charities we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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I am proud of the fact there is not a human being that I have got it in for. I never met a man I didn't like.
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They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
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Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.
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I make a living off (politicians), so I can't knock 'em. Every time we elect some fellow we think he's terrible and then when we get another one in he's worse. So, I am always in favor of keeping the one we've got and let the other go.
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Be a politician no training necessary.
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Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals
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You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.
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Elections are a good deal like marriages. There's no accounting for anyone's taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it's the same with public officials.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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