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Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of Truth.... Now Rumor travels Faster, but it don't stay put as long as Truth.
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I do honestly believe the Republicans have reformed and want to do better. But whether they have done it in time to win the election is another thing. The old voter is getting so he wants to be saved before October every election year.
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This thing about getting rid of a man in the Cabinet is all right, but there is one bad feature to it that few people realize. That is, that unfortunately every one of them is replaced by someone else. If it wasn't for that, this resignation business would be great.
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They are each good when they are out, and each bad when they are in.
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I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
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The whole trouble with the Republicans is their fear of an increase in income tax, especially on higher incomes. They speak of it almost like a national calamity. I really believe if it come to a vote whether to go to war with England, France and Germany combined, or raise the rate on incomes of over $100,000, they would vote war.
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When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise them. That's statesmanship of the highest order.
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The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.
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There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking.
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Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
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When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
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A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it.
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There is nothing that sets a nation back as far in civilization as prosperity.
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I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.
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We are sure living in a peculiar time. You get morefor not working than you will for working, and morefor not raising a hog than for raising it.
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Don't wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.
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