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Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Get a sales tax, small on necessities and large on luxuries then a stiff inheritance tax on the fellow that saves and don't spend. That will get him either way. A tax paid on the day you buy is not as tough as asking you for it the next year when you are broke.
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Your mothers get mighty shocked at you girls nowadays, but in her day, her mother was just on the verge of sending her to reform school.
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The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.
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Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Just because it's common sense, doesn't mean it's common practice.
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Farmers have about given up hope of getting farm relief and have decided to fertilize instead.
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Common sense is not an issue in politics--it's an affliction.
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Hundreds and hundreds of beautiful horses in the parade and a man without a silver saddle is a vagrant.
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That's the trouble with our charities we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.
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So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.
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