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Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.
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Any person that don't read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Wall Street is being investigated, but they are not asleep while it's being done. You see where the Senate took that tax off the sales of stocks, didn't you? Saved 'em $48,000,000. Now, why don't somebody investigate the Senate and see who got to them to get that tax removed? That would be a real investigation.
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People don't change under governments. Governments change. People remain the same.
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Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Candidates have been telling you that if elected they would 'pull you from this bog hole of financial misery.' Now is a good chance to get even with 'em, by electing 'em, just to prove what a liar they are.
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If everybody (traded his car for a horse) they would be out of debt in a couple of years. Just think, no gas, no tires, no roads to pay for.
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Our whole Depression was brought on by gambling, not in the stock market alone but in expanding and borrowing and going in debt... all just to make some easy money quick.
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What the Secretary of Agriculture is trying to do is to teach the farmer corn acreage control, and the hogs birth control, and one is just as hard to make understand it as the other.
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Your mothers get mighty shocked at you girls nowadays, but in her day, her mother was just on the verge of sending her to reform school.
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I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer.
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When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.
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It wasn't what we needed then that was hurting us, it was what we was paying for that we had already used up. The country was just buying gasoline for a leaky tank. Everything was going into a gopher hole and you couldent see where you was going to get any of it back.
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Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
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One of these days they are going to remove so much of the 'hooey' and the thousands of things the schools have become clogged up with, and we will find that we can educate our broods for about one-tenth of the price and learn 'em something that they might accidentally use after they escape.
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We fed 'em Xmas and New Years now all the poor have to do is just fill the few meals until next Xmas
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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