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Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.
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I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I have a theory that it's their country and they got a right to run it like they want to.
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Out here I had been putting what little money I had in Ocean Frontage, for the sole reason that there was only so much of it and no more, and that they wasent making any more.
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Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week.
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You could be the World's greatest orator and if you don't say anything while orating, they are going to walk out on you after a while.
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There is nothing that sets a nation back as far in civilization as prosperity.
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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
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An economist is a man that can tell you...what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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America is the first country where people go to the poor house in their car.
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Bankers are likeable rascals. Now that we are all wise to 'em, it's been shown that they don't know any more about finances than the rest of us know about our businesses... which has proved to be nothing.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income.
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One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.
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Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.
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A successful outcome shows what hard work, perseverance and taking advantage of your opportunities will do for you.
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It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well, if you thought it made the Senators hot, you wait till you see what happens when the jackasses hear how they have been slandered.
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The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who could tell me what he was going to do with the time he saved.
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This session of Congress is also to relieve the farmer again, relieve him of any encouragement that he might have received during the last one.
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