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Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics . . . Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't just reverse the two words.
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I have Indian Blood in me. I have just enough white blood for you to question my honesty!
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George Bernard Shaw of England stopped over just long enough to make one speech in Bombay, India, started a war and 100 Indians killed each other. That's what I call good speech-making. The only enthusiasm any of our speakers can rouse is a demand to kill the speaker.
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Farmers have more Associations, and Bureaus, and Clubs, than they have pitchforks.
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I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
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I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him just so long and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can't stand him quite that long.
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A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.
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If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week
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You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
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It looks to me like the candidates are trying to relieve the farmer of his vote, instead of his debts.
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When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that's all there is to success is satisfaction.
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Don't invite me if you don't want me.
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