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I love horses and I only ask-don't let me know which one we are eating today.

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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The Senate just sits and waits till they find out what the president wants, so they know how to vote against him.
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They are having quite an argument over Treasury Secretary Mellon's Tax Bill. Mr. Mellon wants to cut the surtax on the rich, and leave it as is on the poor, as there is more poor than rich. I suppose the majority will win.
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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
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I don't know what humor is.
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In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.
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What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more.
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Prosperity this Winter is going to be enjoyed by everybody that is fortunate enough to get into the poor farm.
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I don't see why a man shouldn't pay an inheritance tax. If a Country is good enough to pay taxes to while you are living, it's good enough to pay in after you die. By the time you die you should be so used to paying taxes that it would just be almost second nature to you.
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The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel.
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Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb
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When the Okies left Oklahoma and moved to California, they raised the average intelligence level in both states.
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A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.
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The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President
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In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. There could be only a quarter or a third as many congressmen or senators, and we would pick better ones then. But it's the system that we have always used, and there is no use getting all overcome with perspiration over it. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow.
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There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.
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Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature.
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