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I don't know what humor is.

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Journalist
Politician
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Oologah
Oklahoma
William Penn Adair Rogers
William Rogers
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Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.
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You could be the World's greatest orator and if you don't say anything while orating, they are going to walk out on you after a while.
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If we have Senators and Congressmen there that can't protect themselves against the evil temptations of lobbyists, we don't need to change our lobbies, we need to change our representatives.
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Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the monkey possesses over the human.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
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You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
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Funny thing about being a U.S. senator, the only thing the law says you have to be is 30 years old. Not another single requirement. They just figure that a man that old got nobody to blame but himself if he gets caught in there.
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A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it.
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There is two types of Larceny, Petty and Grand. They are supposed to be the same in the eyes of the law, but judges always put a little extra on you for Petty, which is kind of a fine for stupidness.
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There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I dont even have to exaggerate.
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The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.
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America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.
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Nothing makes a man, or a body of men, as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it, they laugh it off.
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It's one of the most progressive cities in the world. Shooting is only a sideline.
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The United States investigates everything - usually after it's dead.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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I am a great believer in high-priced people. If a thing cost a lot it may not be any better, but it adds a certain amount of class that the cheap thing can never approach in the long run it's the higher-priced things that are the cheapest.
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There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
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In all your life, you will never find a method more effective in getting through to another person than to make that person feel important.
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