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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Journalist
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William Penn Adair Rogers
William Rogers
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I don't think either one of them knows what it's all about, to be honest with you. Both sides are doing nothing but just looking towards the next election.
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I do honestly believe the Republicans have reformed and want to do better. But whether they have done it in time to win the election is another thing. The old voter is getting so he wants to be saved before October every election year.
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If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause to start to worry.
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Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said. Course perhaps he really haden't said anything, that's what makes it so hard to explain.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals
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Never miss a chance to shut up
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No party is as bad as its leaders.
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Labor leaders don't do much laboring after they are able to lead.
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The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the President has to tell 'em.
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Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.
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We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
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I never met a man that I didn't like.
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Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the monkey possesses over the human.
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Farmers spend more time at Conventions than they do plowing.
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There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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This thing about getting rid of a man in the Cabinet is all right, but there is one bad feature to it that few people realize. That is, that unfortunately every one of them is replaced by someone else. If it wasn't for that, this resignation business would be great.
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There is two things that can disrupt business in this country. One is War, and the other is a meeting of the Federal Reserve Bank.
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If your time is worth anything, travel by air. If not, you might just as well walk.
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