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Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus one.
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Senators are a never-ending source of amusement, amazement, and discouragement.
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You have to have a serious streak in you, or you can't see the funny side of the other fellow.
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What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more.
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You know the more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. My only solution would be to keep em both out one term and hire my good friend Henry Ford to run the whole thing, and give him a commission on what he saves us.
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I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
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Any person that don't read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.
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Farmers have about given up hope of getting farm relief and have decided to fertilize instead.
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Andrew Jackson was the first one to think up the idea to promise everybody that if they will vote for you, you will give them an office when you get it, and the more times they vote for you, the bigger the office.
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
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I see by the papers that they are going to do away with all the nuisance taxes. That means that a man can get a marriage license for nothing.
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It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about it's the return of my investment
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What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't nothing but one word wrong with everyone of us, and that's selfishness.
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You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.
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In the Middle West now you got to put a brand on your soil, then in the Spring go on a round-up looking for it.
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Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.
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Local conservation programs can help our communities shape thoughtful growth.
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The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is that the Democrat is a cannibal, they live off each other, while the Republicans live off the Democrats.
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The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics . . . Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't just reverse the two words.
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Legalize racing in every State. Sure people will bet, but they get to see the horses run and you certain can't see General Motors and General Electric and General Utility run when you bet on them.
Will Rogers
Democrats always were a cheap lot. They never had much money to operate on.... They would rather make a speech than a dollar. They cultivate their voice instead of their finances.
Will Rogers
