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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into a bad one.
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Every time somebody has thought of relief for the farmer it has been to make it so he could borrow more money. What he needs is some way to pay back. Not some way to borrow more.
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We are here just for a spell and then pass on. So get a few laughs and do the best you can. Live your life so that whenever you lose it, you are ahead.
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
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Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the monkey possesses over the human.
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It's getting so if a man wants to stand well socially, he can't afford to be seen with either the Democrats or the Republicans.
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The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
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If a bank fails in China, they behead the men at the top of it that was responsible... If we beheaded all of ours that were responsible for bank failures, we wouldn't have enough people left to bury the heads.
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When I make a joke, nobody gets injured... when Congress makes a joke, it's the law.
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The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If it's not going to go up, don't buy it!
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Rail-splitting produced an immortal president in Lincoln, but golf hasn't produced even a good Congressman.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
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People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth.
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See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails
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A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
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Don't invite me if you don't want me.
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The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
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I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made 'em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din.
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The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can't help you make any money, but we will show you where you can owe some more.
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