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Elections are a good deal like marriages. There's no accounting for anyone's taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it's the same with public officials.
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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We owe more money than any Nation in the World, and we are LOWERING TAXES. When is the time to pay off a debt if it is not when you are doing well? You let a Politician return home from Washington and announce, 'Boys we lowered your taxes. We had to borrow the money to do it, but we did it.' Say, they would elect him for life.
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The trip across Arizona is just one oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there, I like Arizona.
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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
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A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.
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Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em what they will do.
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The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.
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There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more learned a man is, the less consideration he has for another man's belief.
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An economist is a man that can tell you...what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
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If a bank fails in China, they behead the men at the top of it that was responsible... If we beheaded all of ours that were responsible for bank failures, we wouldn't have enough people left to bury the heads.
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Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.
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Just because it's common sense, doesn't mean it's common practice.
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Why one Ad is worth more to a paper than 40 Editorials.
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I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
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The Senate just sits and waits till they find out what the president wants, so they know how to vote against him.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.
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Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
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Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
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