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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
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Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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I was born on Nov. 4, which is election day ... my birthday has made more men and sent more back to honest work than any other days in the year.
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I am a great believer in high-priced people. If a thing cost a lot it may not be any better, but it adds a certain amount of class that the cheap thing can never approach in the long run it's the higher-priced things that are the cheapest.
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There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made.
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Nobody wants to be called common people, especially common people.
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Ammunition beats persuasion when you are looking for freedom.
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A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel.
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We Americans think we are pretty good! We want to build a house, we cut down some trees. We want to build a fire, we dig a little coal. But when we run out of all these things, then we will find out just how good we really are.
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Legalize racing in every State. Sure people will bet, but they get to see the horses run and you certain can't see General Motors and General Electric and General Utility run when you bet on them.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
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I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made 'em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din.
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Parades should be classed as a Nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison. They stop more work, inconvenience more people, stop more traffic, cause more accidents, entail more expense, and commit and cause I don't remember the other hundred misdemeanors.
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That's what a Congressman or a Senator is for -- to see that too much money don't accumulate in the national Treasury.
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Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
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Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.
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Those tax-exempt bonds were put in so that a town or a state or a government could sell more bonds than it ought to.
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Lord, let me live until I die.
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