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The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win.

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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It rained in the Middle West. Farmers are learning that the relief they get from the sky beats what they get from Washington.
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I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have been is because I have stayed an old country boy.
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Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.
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The Lord so constituted everybody that no matter what color you are you require the same amount of nourishment.
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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity's door if you ardently wish to enter.
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The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.
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A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.
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Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can't figure out.
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A foreigner coming here and reading the Congressional Record would say that the President of the United States was elected solely for the purpose of giving Senators somebody to call a horse thief.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
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An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.
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It's the fellow who knows when to quit that the audience wants more of.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig!.
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An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
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We cuss Congress, and we joke about 'em, but they are all good fellows at heart, and if they wasn't in Congress, why, they would be doing something else against us that might be even worse.
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Funny thing about being a U.S. senator, the only thing the law says you have to be is 30 years old. Not another single requirement. They just figure that a man that old got nobody to blame but himself if he gets caught in there.
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