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The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win.
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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You got to do more than just live in the country to be a Farmer.
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After seeing kids play polo against big guys, it only shows that horses are the greatest equalizer in the world. No matter what you weigh, the little fellow is your equal on a horse.
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Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
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Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Opportunity rarely knocks on your door. Knock rather on opportunity's door if you ardently wish to enter.
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Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, that don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.
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Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance.
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It's the greatest game I ever saw. You can't lose. Everybody buys to sell and nobody buys to keep. What's worrying me is who is going to be the last owner. It's just like an auction the only one stuck is the last one.
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership.'
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
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Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can't figure out.
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You can take any line of business and skill and the ones who do it the best are the ones who get the most money for it.
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I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else ... I was not a Child Prodigy, because a Child Prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
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If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week
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