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If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em what they will do.
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You politicians have got to look further ahead you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a Driver.
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There is only one redeeming thing about this whole election. It will be over at sundown, and let everybody pray that it's not a tie, for we couldn't go through with this thing again.
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Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
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I am proud of the fact there is not a human being that I have got it in for. I never met a man I didn't like.
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Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Will Rogers
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
Will Rogers
You can't legitimately kick on income tax, for it's on what you have made. You have already made it. But, look at land, farms, homes, stores, vacant lots. You pay year after year on them whether you make it or not.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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I see by the papers that they are going to do away with all the nuisance taxes. That means that a man can get a marriage license for nothing.
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There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I dont even have to exaggerate.
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We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
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Coolidge has the best idea on this farm relief. He said, 'Farmers, you are in a hole. I can't help you, but I will get in with you.' He did. That made it fine so the farmers were satisfied as long as Coolidge was going to get in with them.
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We will never get anywhere with our finances till we pass a law saying...every time we appropriate something, we...pass another bill...stating where the money is coming from.
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The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.
Will Rogers
I have Indian Blood in me. I have just enough white blood for you to question my honesty!
Will Rogers
The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
Will Rogers
If everybody (traded his car for a horse) they would be out of debt in a couple of years. Just think, no gas, no tires, no roads to pay for.
Will Rogers
Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.
Will Rogers
