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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.
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In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.
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If a bank fails in China, they behead the men at the top of it that was responsible... If we beheaded all of ours that were responsible for bank failures, we wouldn't have enough people left to bury the heads.
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You must never tell a thing. You must illustrate it. We learn through the eye and not the noggin.
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The president says, 'There is lots of people worse off than the Farmers.' I don't know who it could be unless it is the fellow who holds the Mortgages on the Farms.
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Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
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It ain't so much what a man doesn't know that causes him so many problems, but what he knows that ain't so.
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American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.
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We will never get anywhere with our finances till we pass a law saying...every time we appropriate something, we...pass another bill...stating where the money is coming from.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. My folks were Indian. Both my mother and father had Cherokee blood in them. I was born and raised in Indian Territory. 'Course we're not the Americans whose ancestors came over on the Mayflower, but we met them at the boat when they landed.
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Don't raise anything, except what fits your appetite. Then the price don't worry you. Just raise all you can eat and let the low prices go by.
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It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well, if you thought it made the Senators hot, you wait till you see what happens when the jackasses hear how they have been slandered.
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The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.
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In the Middle West now you got to put a brand on your soil, then in the Spring go on a round-up looking for it.
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It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for.
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I am proud of the fact there is not a human being that I have got it in for. I never met a man I didn't like.
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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
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Many a politician wishes there was a law to burn old records.
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About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
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