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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Now I am not unpatriotic, and I want to do my bit, so I hereby offer my services to my President, my country and my friends to do anything, outside of serving on a commission, that I can in this great movement. But you will have to give me some idea of where confidence is. And just who you want it restored to.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
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Candidates have been telling you that if elected they would 'pull you from this bog hole of financial misery.' Now is a good chance to get even with 'em, by electing 'em, just to prove what a liar they are.
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You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done.... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.
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Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.
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It looks to me like any man that wants to be President in times like these lacks something.
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There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I dont even have to exaggerate.
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A foreigner coming here and reading the Congressional Record would say that the President of the United States was elected solely for the purpose of giving Senators somebody to call a horse thief.
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I was born on Nov. 4, which is election day ... my birthday has made more men and sent more back to honest work than any other days in the year.
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I belong to no organized political body. I am a Democrat.
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If a thousand shares of stocks or bonds make nothing, you pay nothing. But on a thousand acres of land you pay enough to support half the community who own no land and pay no taxes.
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When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
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A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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People should be more concerned with the return of their principal than the return on their principal.
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When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
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Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
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We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.
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In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.
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I go too fast to see much, only the tops of everything. I've got to prowl slow some time through this country.
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