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Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
Actor
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Film Producer
Journalist
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Stage Actor
Oologah
Oklahoma
William Penn Adair Rogers
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I'm not against (bull fighting). Some nations like to see blood, and some like to see their victims suffer from speculation... They kill the bull very quick. Wall Street lets you live and suffer.
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I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it.
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