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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.
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The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort.
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If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.
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A Republican moves slowly. They are what we call conservatives. A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and doesn't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of money. A Democrat is a fellow who never had any, but doesn't see any reason why he shouldn't have some.
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Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of Truth.... Now Rumor travels Faster, but it don't stay put as long as Truth.
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The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
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We live in an age of 'urge'. We do nothing till somebody shoves us.
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There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
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Don't raise anything, except what fits your appetite. Then the price don't worry you. Just raise all you can eat and let the low prices go by.
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An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched.
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Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
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We are here for just a spell, so get a few laughs.
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Farmers spend more time at Conventions than they do plowing.
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There is a hundred things to single you out for promotion in party politics besides ability.
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Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
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