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We are here for just a spell, so get a few laughs.
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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The small town is passing. It was the incubator that hatched all our big men, and that's why we haven't got as many big men today as we used to have. Take every small-town-raised leader out of business and you would have nobody left running it but vice-presidents.
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Every guy looks in his pocket and then votes.
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If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
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If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier.
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Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.
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In Europe public men do resign. But here it's a lost art. You have to impeach 'em.
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Farmers spend more time at Conventions than they do plowing.
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Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I have a theory that it's their country and they got a right to run it like they want to.
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