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Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out.
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
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I make a living off (politicians), so I can't knock 'em. Every time we elect some fellow we think he's terrible and then when we get another one in he's worse. So, I am always in favor of keeping the one we've got and let the other go.
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The president says, 'There is lots of people worse off than the Farmers.' I don't know who it could be unless it is the fellow who holds the Mortgages on the Farms.
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When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like.
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The United States investigates everything - usually after it's dead.
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There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and family. But he can't make a living for them and his government, too, the way his government is living. What the government has got to do is live as cheap as the people
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I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
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Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
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If a thousand shares of stocks or bonds make nothing, you pay nothing. But on a thousand acres of land you pay enough to support half the community who own no land and pay no taxes.
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What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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The Senate just sits and waits till they find out what the president wants, so they know how to vote against him.
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I don't know what humor is.
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If you don't have malice in our heart, it doesn't come across harsh.
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A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.
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You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
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It ain't so much what a man doesn't know that causes him so many problems, but what he knows that ain't so.
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Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.
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You must judge a man's greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Every guy looks in his pocket and then votes.
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