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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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We Americans think we are pretty good! We want to build a house, we cut down some trees. We want to build a fire, we dig a little coal. But when we run out of all these things, then we will find out just how good we really are.
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I do honestly believe the Republicans have reformed and want to do better. But whether they have done it in time to win the election is another thing. The old voter is getting so he wants to be saved before October every election year.
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These dust storms.... Poor farmer spent a lifetime fixin' his farm and everything, goes out and looks down at it, and it's up above him.
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Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.
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The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
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Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.
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If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.
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We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
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If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.
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People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
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A president just can't make much showing against congress. They lay awake nights, thinking up things to be against the president on.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
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The Lord so constituted everybody that no matter what color you are you require the same amount of nourishment.
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There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is a railroad timetable.
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When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like. I am so proud of that I can hardly wait to die so it can be carved. And when you come to my grave you will find me sitting there, proudly reading it.
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After seeing kids play polo against big guys, it only shows that horses are the greatest equalizer in the world. No matter what you weigh, the little fellow is your equal on a horse.
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So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you give!
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I argue with wife over what little pieces of real estate investments we should try to pay on and hold, and which to let go back. We always said, Put it in land, and you can always walk on it. We did, but no buyers would walk on it with us.
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We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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There is nothing in the world that we do as much as we do eating
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