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She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
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Bankers are likeable rascals. Now that we are all wise to 'em, it's been shown that they don't know any more about finances than the rest of us know about our businesses... which has proved to be nothing.
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Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.
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America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.
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This stuff they are talking here in Congress costs the people of the United States $44 a page. That's beside what it costs to ship it to the asylums where it's read.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
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I argue with wife over what little pieces of real estate investments we should try to pay on and hold, and which to let go back. We always said, Put it in land, and you can always walk on it. We did, but no buyers would walk on it with us.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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I'm not against (bull fighting). Some nations like to see blood, and some like to see their victims suffer from speculation... They kill the bull very quick. Wall Street lets you live and suffer.
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We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
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The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
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We are the only nation in the world that waits till we get into a war before we start getting ready for it.
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Lord, let me live until I die.
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A stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet.
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If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week
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If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
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A company is known by the people it keeps.
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The only real diplomacy ever performed by a diplomat is in deceiving their own people after their dumbness has got them into a war.
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The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can't even agree among our own judges?
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