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She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
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If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
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The small town is passing. It was the incubator that hatched all our big men, and that's why we haven't got as many big men today as we used to have. Take every small-town-raised leader out of business and you would have nobody left running it but vice-presidents.
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The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President
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Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have proven only one thing and that is you can't ruin this country even with politics.
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There's no way in the world you're going to make a political party respectable unless you keep it out of office.
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This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation.
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I make a living off (politicians), so I can't knock 'em. Every time we elect some fellow we think he's terrible and then when we get another one in he's worse. So, I am always in favor of keeping the one we've got and let the other go.
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One of these days they are going to remove so much of the 'hooey' and the thousands of things the schools have become clogged up with, and we will find that we can educate our broods for about one-tenth of the price and learn 'em something that they might accidentally use after they escape.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
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You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.
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We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.
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Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out.
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When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise them. That's statesmanship of the highest order.
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Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes.
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After seeing kids play polo against big guys, it only shows that horses are the greatest equalizer in the world. No matter what you weigh, the little fellow is your equal on a horse.
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Common sense is not an issue in politics--it's an affliction.
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We are all ignorant. We are just ignorant about different things.
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