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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself.
Will Rogers
A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel.
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We cuss Congress, and we joke about 'em, but they are all good fellows at heart, and if they wasn't in Congress, why, they would be doing something else against us that might be even worse.
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Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.
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If we could just go back the last two or three years and do our buying a little more carefully, why... we would be O.K.
Will Rogers
President Coolidge said, 'I don't want the Government to go into business.' Well, if I was Mr. Coolidge I wouldn't worry over that. The Government never has been accused of being a business man.
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No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Don't wait to buy land, buy land and wait.
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Know what you're doing, love what you're doing, and believe in what you're doing.
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A foreigner coming here and reading the Congressional Record would say that the President of the United States was elected solely for the purpose of giving Senators somebody to call a horse thief.
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A man only learns by two things one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.
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This thing about getting rid of a man in the Cabinet is all right, but there is one bad feature to it that few people realize. That is, that unfortunately every one of them is replaced by someone else. If it wasn't for that, this resignation business would be great.
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Don't just grab at the first thing that comes along. Know when to refuse something that won't get you anywhere
Will Rogers
The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.
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George Bernard Shaw of England stopped over just long enough to make one speech in Bombay, India, started a war and 100 Indians killed each other. That's what I call good speech-making. The only enthusiasm any of our speakers can rouse is a demand to kill the speaker.
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Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.
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Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out.
Will Rogers