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The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes.
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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste.
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You know Lincoln's famous remark about God must have loved the common people, because he made so many of them? Well, you are not going to get people's votes nowadays by calling 'em common. Lincoln might have said it, but I bet it was not until after he was elected.
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Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.
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You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home.
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He [Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.
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The Ways & Means Committee is a committee that's supposed to find the Ways to divide up the Means.
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One of these days they are going to remove so much of the 'hooey' and the thousands of things the schools have become clogged up with, and we will find that we can educate our broods for about one-tenth of the price and learn 'em something that they might accidentally use after they escape.
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See where Congress passed a two billion dollar bill to relieve bankers' mistakes. You can always count on us helping those who have lost part of their fortune, but our whole history records nary a case where the loan was for the man who had absolutely nothing. Our theory is to help only those who can get along, even if they don't get a loan.
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Everything worthwhile is a good idea, but did you ever notice there is more bad ideas that will work than there is good ones?
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Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership.'
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Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man we never get to vote on what he is to do.
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Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
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The small town is passing. It was the incubator that hatched all our big men, and that's why we haven't got as many big men today as we used to have. Take every small-town-raised leader out of business and you would have nobody left running it but vice-presidents.
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All one has to do to get one's stuff in the Congressional Record is to find a stenographer that can stay awake long enough to take it down. Then you mark in the 'Applause' and 'Laughter' parts yourself.
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