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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Statistics have proven that the surest way to get anything out of the public mind and never hear of it again is to have a Senate committee appointed to look into it.
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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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It looks to me like the candidates are trying to relieve the farmer of his vote, instead of his debts.
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Steak on the plate went up. Steak on the hoof went down.
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A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.
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The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
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In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
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In Europe public men do resign. But here it's a lost art. You have to impeach 'em.
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Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
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Funny thing about being a U.S. senator, the only thing the law says you have to be is 30 years old. Not another single requirement. They just figure that a man that old got nobody to blame but himself if he gets caught in there.
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We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.
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Candidates have been telling you that if elected they would 'pull you from this bog hole of financial misery.' Now is a good chance to get even with 'em, by electing 'em, just to prove what a liar they are.
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Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.
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In time of crisis people want to know that you care, more than they care what you know
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I was born on Nov. 4, which is election day ... my birthday has made more men and sent more back to honest work than any other days in the year.
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The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who could tell me what he was going to do with the time he saved.
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Wish all the Farmers would move to town one year, that's the only way I know to clear the thing up.
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When you figure it right down, none of us are in a really essential business but the farmer, and he raises so much that even his business is partly non-essential.
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The public perceives there are problems with the water system, and with the efficiency of the system. We need some leadership and to provide expertise in the area of efficiency.
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This would be a great world to dance in if we didn’t have to pay the fiddler.
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