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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance.
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And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They dont like to be corrected in company. Dont send messages to em, send candy.
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The Ways & Means Committee is a committee that's supposed to find the Ways to divide up the Means.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
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Horses raise what the farmer eats and eats what the farmer raises. You can't plow the ground and get gasoline.
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After seeing kids play polo against big guys, it only shows that horses are the greatest equalizer in the world. No matter what you weigh, the little fellow is your equal on a horse.
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Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
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There's a simple solution to our traffic problems. We'll have business build the roads, and government build the cars.
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Hundreds and hundreds of beautiful horses in the parade and a man without a silver saddle is a vagrant.
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I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
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In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. There could be only a quarter or a third as many congressmen or senators, and we would pick better ones then. But it's the system that we have always used, and there is no use getting all overcome with perspiration over it. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow.
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The small town is passing. It was the incubator that hatched all our big men, and that's why we haven't got as many big men today as we used to have. Take every small-town-raised leader out of business and you would have nobody left running it but vice-presidents.
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It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win.
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George Washington was quite a farmer. He was a farmer, Civil Engineer and gentleman. He made enough at civil engineering to indulge in both the other luxuries.
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
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If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.
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Don't just grab at the first thing that comes along. Know when to refuse something that won't get you anywhere
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