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I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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If you got a dollar, soak it away, put it in a savings bank, bury it, do anything but spend it. Spending when we didn't have it put us where we are today. Saving when we've got it will get us back to where we was before we went cuckoo.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
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In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell
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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
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An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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We cuss Congress, and we joke about 'em, but they are all good fellows at heart, and if they wasn't in Congress, why, they would be doing something else against us that might be even worse.
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Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
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Under capitalism man exploits man under socialism the reverse is true.
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Congress meets tomorrow morning. Let us all pray: Oh Lord, give us strength to bear that which is about to be inflicted upon us. Be merciful with them, oh Lord, for they know not what they're doing. Amen.
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Congress knew Coolidge would veto the farm bill. There was more politics than relief in that bill.
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President Coolidge said, 'I don't want the Government to go into business.' Well, if I was Mr. Coolidge I wouldn't worry over that. The Government never has been accused of being a business man.
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I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do it.
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You got to do more than just live in the country to be a Farmer.
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I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
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In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
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It rained in the Middle West. Farmers are learning that the relief they get from the sky beats what they get from Washington.
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Any person that don't read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.
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You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig!.
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My forefathers didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they met the boat.
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