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In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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I am telling folks that the Country as a whole is Sound, and that all those who's heads are solid are bound to get back into the market again. I tell 'em that this Country is bigger than Wall Street, and if they don't believe it, I show 'em the map.
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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets.
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I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I have a theory that it's their country and they got a right to run it like they want to.
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Politics pretty quiet over the week-end. Democrats are attacking and the Republicans are defending. All the Democrats have to do is promise what they would do if they got in. But the Republicans have to promise what they would do and then explain why they haven't already done it.
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When I make a joke, nobody gets injured... when Congress makes a joke, it's the law.
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She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
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You know the more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. My only solution would be to keep em both out one term and hire my good friend Henry Ford to run the whole thing, and give him a commission on what he saves us.
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If you don't have malice in our heart, it doesn't come across harsh.
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Common sense ain't common.
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That's the trouble with our charities we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.
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There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.
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Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.
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Statistics have proven that the surest way to get anything out of the public mind and never hear of it again is to have a Senate committee appointed to look into it.
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It's getting so if a man wants to stand well socially, he can't afford to be seen with either the Democrats or the Republicans.
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The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
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Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.
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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
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I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
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