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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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President Coolidge said, 'I don't want the Government to go into business.' Well, if I was Mr. Coolidge I wouldn't worry over that. The Government never has been accused of being a business man.
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A Democrat is just like a baby. If it's hollering and making a lot of noise, there is nothing serious the matter with it. When it's quiet and doesn't pay much attention to anything, that's when it's really dangerous.
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I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian. That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday.
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After seeing kids play polo against big guys, it only shows that horses are the greatest equalizer in the world. No matter what you weigh, the little fellow is your equal on a horse.
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We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces?
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The American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible, exception of stupidity.
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The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
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Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.
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We elect our Presidents, be they Republican or Democrat, then start daring 'em to make good.
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I doubt if a charging elephant, or a rhino, is as determined or hard to check as a socially ambitious mother.
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They are having quite an argument over Treasury Secretary Mellon's Tax Bill. Mr. Mellon wants to cut the surtax on the rich, and leave it as is on the poor, as there is more poor than rich. I suppose the majority will win.
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Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.
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In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.
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Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.
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