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The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians, and I like to watch both of 'em at play, either back home in their native state, or after they've been captured and sent to a zoo, or to Washington.
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Don't squat with your spurs on.
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It is not the return on my investment that I am concerned about it's the return of my investment
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People are marvelous in their generosity, if they just know the cause is there.
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If a man ain't nothin' else, then he's an artist. It's the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain't.
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The only real diplomacy ever performed by a diplomat is in deceiving their own people after their dumbness has got them into a war.
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A successful outcome shows what hard work, perseverance and taking advantage of your opportunities will do for you.
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It wasn't what we needed then that was hurting us, it was what we was paying for that we had already used up. The country was just buying gasoline for a leaky tank. Everything was going into a gopher hole and you couldent see where you was going to get any of it back.
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Every guy looks in his pocket and then votes.
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You've never in your life seen a picture, I bet any one of you, never seen a picture of one of these old Pilgrims praying when they didn't have a gun right by the side of them. That was to see that he got what he was praying for.
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Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.
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You can't fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn't necessary.
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Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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I never met a man that I didn't like.
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The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
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